Conversations with Randos on Sunny Days
White Girl: But you should know that you shouldn't go to [name of nightclub redacted].
Me: Why?
White Girl: Because there are *drops voice to a whisper* BLACK *raises voice again* people there.
Me: *puzzled look*
White Girl: I mean, obviously there's nothing wrong with *whispers* BLACK *raises voice* people. I have *whispers* BLACK *raises voice* friends, you know. But it's just a little *whispers* GHETTO *raises voice* because of that. So just so you know.
Me: Uhh...
